Sunday, 15 May 2011

And So It Begins...

On a rather negative note I might add. I've been meaning to start up a "Sinovera" blog for a long time now and am now starting precisely because of this "negative note" which I will go into in just a moment. I do already have a blog. Two, in fact. One has long since been retired, the other... is just hidden (kudos to anyone who finds it, it is indeed here on blogger, cause even if you do you will be barred from entry).

So, for many a weeks now I've been entertaining the idea of starting a new public blog. If you're any kind of a writer you'd know the feeling of having writing topics pop into your head and perfect little sentences playing out in your head while you nod and think that it's a marvelous idea... then promptly forget it the next day because you didn't bother to actually write the damned thing down. That's basically how things have been going for me for a long time now and I'm finally getting around to starting this thing because of one reason: I'm sick.

Yes, this is the negative note which I previously mentioned. I'm lying in bed right now, head propped up with two pillows, my laptop standing up on my hips and leaning on my legs in such a manner that if you were to take me and turn me 45 degrees I'd be in a perfect sitting posture with the laptop on my lap. This is indeed how I like to be on the computer when I'm not playing games simply because I'm such a lazy bugger that sitting up in itself is annoying. It is a strange sickness I'm going through. I constantly feel like I need food. Not hunger but a general feeling of lack of energy that I normally associate with when I haven't had food for over 10 hours (those darned League of Legends matches). Yet if I eat I start feeling nauseous. I'm light headed yet my head feels so heavy at the same time; I'm also prone to having my body heat fluctuate up and down. It is easily described as... annoying.

Now that complaining about that is out of the way, I guess as an introduction post I'll go over my writing style with you. I do this so that some of you may leave while you're ahead because number one is sure to turn off 90% of any audience I may have whatsoever (which fact I'm not so concerned about for this blog is, please excuse me for saying but, more for my own purpose than yours): so let's start.

Number one: my posts are long as fuck. Okay, scratch that, fucks aren't usually very long... But anyways, yeah, my posts are long. You'll more than likely see a huge wall of text on approaching this blog. If that's not your thing, feel free to leave.

Number two: I have a tendency to complain a lot. Feel free to leave or skip.

Number three: While for the most part being fairly grammatical I have tendencies towards over using commas and ellipsis (for those who don't know, ellipsis is the three dots: ... ); therefore I, more often than not, end up with run-on sentences. If THAT bothers you in a casual blog then you truly are a grammar Nazi and I respectfully ask you to get the fuck out.

Number four: I have no qualms about using profanities. (eg. Number one and three.)

Think that's about it for warnings and I don't think that they're all that bad, no? Just remember the number one rule on this blog: Problems? Get the fuck out.

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